Religion or Newgrounds? You decide! JOIN THE NG CULT TODAY!!!

Okay, so newgrounds is now up and running once again and it is beautiful. It feels like blasphemy to just look at it. Oh, why you ask? Because it proves that the gods of all those other religions are not the only divine beings. There is also...THE ENTIRE NEWGROUNDS STAFF! But wait! Whats this? The NG portfolio is fighting against all the other gods of all the other religions! Because there can only be one... Now I feel like I should burn my eyes out or something.

Best sweater EVER!!!

There's this guy wearing the coolest sweater. Its a picture of a baby with the whole rock Gene Simmons-waving-with-a-pick-in-his-hand thing. What do you call that? I've heard it called the devil horns and shit like that but I don't think that's really what it is. I think its just the symbol of pure, unadulterated rockin-ness. But I also don't think that it came from Gene Simmons waving with a pick in his hand. You know, 'cause Gene Simmons was a poseur. :P

On a completely unrelated note, I think that one of the kids sitting beside me said 'help my kitchen' in french to another kid. Yeah, I know. Its fucked up.

Everything is sooooo slooooowww...

I'm at the library on one of the computers and everything is reeeeaaallly slooooooww. Its pissing me the hell off. Well, actually, its just the email server but still! A man needs his spam. Actually, I don't get spam. Lucky me.

Aaaaagh! Its taking something like five minutes just to load one fuggin' message!

Its speeding up. Kalooh Kalaye! What a wonderful day!

IN MA BLOG, POSTIN MA POSTZ :3

OH MY GOD NEWGROUNDS IS DOING A HUGE OVERHAUL I AM SO FREAKIN EXITED!!!121!!!!oneoneone!!!!one!11!!!!!

I'm Back and its My Thirtieth Post. Huzzah!

Ok, I know I haven't been posting for a really long time and I'll be stopping again in a week because I'm going to Ontario to visit family and friends. When I was posting, I would get up to three or four posts a day and so I decided to take a break. Now I'm back and I'll post maybe once a day, give or take a few.

You guys remember how I said I've been turned off meat forever? Well now I'm a vegetarian. But not really because I still eat fish and the food made by my grandmother because both of them are fucking delicious. I could never go without fish or the meals made by my grandmother. But other then those things, I don't eat meat.

My brother is now a Hindu. Not a full fledged Hindu. He doesn't go to the church or practice the prayers, but he believes in the Hindu philosophies and things such as this. He's also a CrackBook-er, FaceBook-addict. I was too for a short time, but then I realized that I hardly knew anyone on there.

Last weekend, my brother and I slept over at my Uncles and played shit loads of Halo with my brother. In fact, we were up till 6:30 A.M. and we had still not beaten the game!!! Of course the next day we managed to beat it, just before we had to go. I'm so proud. It was the first game I have ever beaten. And on Heroic too!

In closing, its nice to be back and I'M SO EXCITED TO GO TO ONTARIO!!!11!!oneone!

I Have Been Turned Off of Meat Forever!

Remember that camp I went to right? Well all they served meat-wise was wet, slimy, sliced meat. Because of this, I have now developed a dislike for meat, sliced meat especially. I'm now trying vegetarianism and I'm liking it so far. Yay for vegies!

Johnny Cash is Awesome

I've been listening to Radio KoL since nine AM and I think the DJ fell asleep or something because she hasn't spoken for about half an hour and has been playing nothing but what sounds like one C.D. or collection of Johnny Cash. Not that I'm complaining. Johnny Cash is totally awesome especially when played over the radio. Even if its a web-based radio station.

Its Been a Good Day

Today was a good day. I left my friends house from a sleepover and went to the library. Then I came home, left again to do some filming with my friends. I came home again and have been chilling on the computator listening to Radio KoL

KoL is a Wonderful Thing. So are Zombies.

I have been a long-time player of KoL, playing on and off, and I just started yesterday for, like, the sixth time. I'm having a really fun time now except my charachter is totally konked on his gnaga hide couch.

So I'm listening to Radio KoL and I learn that I missed out on the Blog Like You've Never Blogged Before event thing. At first I didn't really care, but then I heard that it had something to do with zombies. I wish I could have been there. It will be one of my deepest regrets that I missed out on getting eaten by a definitely not-a-figment-of-my-imagination zombie.

Look What I Made!

I was just on artpad and I made this. Ouch.

Halo is a Fun Game

Last night, I was up till 3:00 AM playing Halo 2 with my brother and his friend. I think the first Halo was better. That game was kickass! But I am extraordinarily angry that they didn't include the goddamn Assault Rifle! Anyways, I got my amateur ass whooped in split screen. Ouch.

Holy Shit Yum Yum W00t!!!

I just saw 300. It was fucking awesome. I don't think that there's any way to describe its asskickin-nossity. It was so great, I might just jack off.

Its so funny how all the soldiers wear nothing but a cape and a speedo. I'd wear those duds. Smexy...

I'm sorry, I just can't write about 300 any more. Its just to damn fucking awesome. Instead, I'm just gonna talk about assorted underpants.

Tighty Whities: Everyones puts downs the tighties. I never understood why. Tighty whities are perfectly fine. They don't ride up in to your crotch and they give your loins room to breath.

Thongs/Banana Hammocks: I've never worn a thong but I image it must feel crappy to wear them. They're so fucking skinny... Bleh.

Briefs: Briefs are good. I like briefs. My only problem with briefs is that when you raise your leg to, say, get on a bike, briefs compress your balls like nobody's business.


Okay, that's all the types of underwear I can think of right now. I gotta get some sleep 'cause I gotta go do some filming with my friends tomorrow and I'm gonna be spending the majority of the morning looking for a fake mustache. We're gonna be filming a fake movie trailer, something to do with a bomb. Its gonna be fun. And ridiculous.

School Sucks

Our education system is flawed. We need more week ends. :P

This Spy's Gonna Have Nightmares

Ok, for one thing, I totally feel like a spy, all haxing that sight and shit. Today, my friend got the password again by using the I Forgot my Password button, so I changed the emailing address to john_smith02089@hotmail.com. (On a side note, apparently the ZIP code I used is worth $18, 122, 504 or something close to that.) Now I can change the pass without that damn meddlesome I Forgot my Password button.

In other news thats still related to the title I was reading MSN news and I saw the most disturbing picture of Marilyn Manson (see here). Now I'm really mad at Marilyn Mansion for scaring me.

I'm also mad because I just ate McDonald's french fries. I feel really guilty. I also feel like I'm gonna throw up. Each time I took a bite, grease actually puddled into my mouth.