La Sob

I've got this little picture in my room of a little boy jumping over a candle. When I look at the picture, in my head the candle turns into a giant camp fire and the boys pants catch on fire. Then it just skips to the part where the boy's rolling on the ground, completely engulfed in fire. Then, when I try to cheer myself up, I stick a unicorn in the picture. But then a bear eats the unicorn. Then I start to cry... *Sob*... But seriously, I'm really scared of getting set on fire, or burning alive. Thats why I'm afraid of a giant camp fire hiding under my bed. For some reason, fire is just so damn entertaining. So I play with matches or burn paper in my kitchen sink. But then I realize I might set myself on fire (probably not gonna happen, but still!). Oh, and the bear eating the unicorn never happens. But last night I was singing a song about a unicorn called Fred getting eaten by a bear named Ted!